So in the past week a few of you have commented
“Is there anything you can’t do?”
I thought that was funny.
Of course there are loads of things I can’t do. I just don’t share my flaws and fails on social media, well not all of them anyway.
To be honest I’m a Jack of all trades, but a master of none.
So just to prove I am in fact an actual human I have listed ten things I can not do.
ONE I can not for the life of me play an F on guitar. My little finger just will not reach and I am really annoyed about it.
TWO I can not answer the phone without giving myself a major pep-talk first, even if it is a close family member or my best friend. Sometimes the pep-talk works, and sometimes it doesn’t so Jim answers the phone for me.
THREE I can not spell. Honestly. I think I have to be the worst non-dyslexic primary school teacher speller in the world. I rely on spell check. always.
FOUR I can not go a day without social media. I’m obsessed. It’s not good.
FIVE I can not be a proper Vegetarian, however hard I try. It’s McDonalds. It’s my down fall.
SIX I can not wait. I need to do everything 5 minutes ago. My mind flits from one thing to the next, projects rarely get finished around here.
SEVEN I can not feel true sympathy for others. I fake it really well. And I know normal me would genuinely care. Sometimes I do. But it’s just hard right now.
EIGHT I can not read and finish a novel. Well I’ve maybe finished two books in my life, and they were teen fiction. I enjoy books but usually choose podcasts or audiobooks instead.
NINE I can not sleep if anything in my bedtime routine changes.
TEN. I can not try new foods without major preparation for a whole day before.
I am human.
I just only share the good.
Now you know ❤️